| So you've decided to go, and now you are expected | | | | school may feel like they are getting out of jail. Even |
| to make some sort of speech in front of the other | | | | if you really cannot wait to get out of those school |
| staff. You might not have had a great time at your | | | | gates, try to curb your enthusiasm. After all, you |
| particular school, but now is not the time to bad | | | | may need to call on your ex-colleagues in the future |
| mouth anybody. | | | | for references. |
| Speeches should last no more than around five | | | | What not to say (real examples) |
| minutes, and should ideally be brief, witty and praise | | | | The following are real quotes from leaving speeches |
| other colleagues. Appeal to "teacher humor" and give | | | | made by teachers at various schools. It is safe to |
| your thanks to those you have worked with. Avoid | | | | say that these teachers had fallen into the "bitter |
| too many inside jokes or any direct criticism of | | | | and twisted" category. |
| students or staff members. | | | | "I wish I could say I was sorry to leave, but I'm |
| Tips for a good farewell speech | | | | afraid I'm not a liar, and I have to say I'll be glad to |
| Keep it short. | | | | see the back of this place." |
| Make it witty use a couple of jokes or funny | | | | "This school used to be a wonderful place to work; |
| one-liners to raise a chuckle. | | | | what a shame the current management changed all |
| Summarize some of your best moments as well | | | | that." |
| as an embarrassing one if you're feeling daring. | | | | "Frankly, anyone who stays here out of choice needs |
| Thank your colleagues for their support and tell | | | | their head examining." |
| them that you will miss them and the school very | | | | "I've been teaching for 17 years, and now, finally, I |
| much. | | | | am going to a job where I will actually feel valued. |
| For some teachers, the prospect of leaving the | | | | |